Eat My Dust

In a wonderful letter in the 3/4/06 Honolulu Star-Bulletin, “Protect environment by eating minerals”, Fred Barnett of Kailua describes the solution to our environment problems. Fred’s stroke of genius has inspired us at Grassroot Institute of Hawaii to consider carefully the establishment of a permanent new think tank “Gravel Eaters of America.” Our guiding slogan will be “Eat my dust.”

The first objective will be to put a few of our members on the moon. With any luck at all, as that population expands, we should be able to eat the moon in its entirety before the year 5000 and go on to another station in the solar system. The possibilities are endless.

Thank you, Mr. Barnett, you are a pathfinder.

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